Badass & Mushmouth present…
GET LAID 5: BALLS DEEP
hosted at Paradox at 1310 Russell St, Baltimore MD

TICKETS: http://www.ticketfly.com/event/990655

Valentine’s Day is always centered around showing your loved one, significant other, or romantic interest how much you appreciate them. Then there’s some of you who have had your hearts broken one too may times and just say “fuck love.” Then there’s those of you who are single and don’t have someone to celebrate with. Well whatever way you choose to frame it, we’re ready to get down to business. Are you ready to warm up your senses?

Lighting By EyeZod
Chill-out & smoking area
Pole dancers
Blow-up dolls
Lots of blow-up dolls
Like… a crazy amount of blow-up dolls
Fatty Patty
Beyonce
Justin Beiber
GILFs
Naughty decorations
Polar Bears that run around humping everyone

TICKETS & CAPACITY:
This event has sold out weeks in advance the past 4 years. The price has been raised slightly but this is to help us better accommodate our patrons by LIMITING CAPACITY. We will not be selling as many tickets which means this will sell out faster. Please take advantage of the discounts located at the online ticket link!

*** Progression Of Get Laid ***

In 2012 we hosted Get Laid in a DC warehouse located at 411 New York Ave. Since then this has been one of our biggest raves. In 2013 we brought it back and called it “Get Laid 2: Sloppy Seconds” followed by Get Laid 3-Way in 2014 and then in 2015 with “Get Laid 4-Play.”

*** The Fine Print ***

While the name is premiscuous and we want everyone to get wierd and have a good time, please note that everyone has their personal boundaries. Don’t be a dick (this applies to male & female alike) and respect the loving environment that we have created. This is a party based on having fun & dancing to great music on a holiday that otherwise generally sucks ass.